STILL WAITING
Gotta catch ’em all.
Except our payout.
Our winnings are in mint condition. In his binder.
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ON THE CLOCK SINCE SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27 · 5 PM ET
THE OUTSTANDING LINEUP
The Silent Assassin
& Charlie
Fantasy baseball winners. Still awaiting their winnings.
$1,700AWAITING PAYOUT
The season is over.
The payout is still on deck.KK / 001
The payout is still on deck.KK / 001
THE LEAGUE HAS QUESTIONS
Will Steve ever pay?
A financial forecast. With absolutely no financial expertise.
The believers—
The binder investigators—
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STEVE’S EXCUSE GENERATOR
Steve’s excuse generator
The payout is overdue. The excuses are right on time.
Imaginary excuses. Extremely real waiting.
THE KRAZYKURI COLLECTION
Four rare cards.
Still no cash.
A scouting report on the many faces of “I’ll pay you.”
01 / SLEEP MODE
Resting on his laurels.
And our winnings.
Special ability: snooze the payment reminder.
02 / DEEP THOUGHTS
Thinking about paying.
Apparently a full-time job.
Processing speed: one excuse per business day.
03 / LIQUID ASSETS
Poolside liquidity.
Somehow none of it is cash.
Wearing camo. The payout is better at disappearing.
04 / THE GOOD BOY
The dog would pay us.
He just doesn’t have thumbs.
Finally, someone willing to shake a hand.
COLLECT ALL FOUR. REDEEM FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
INSTAGRAM@steven_kuriWe’ll stop the clock when krazy kuri pays
(shake my hand steve)